Basado en hechos reales (como siempre):
Os pongo en antecedentes.. un hombre, apuesto y viril, soltero (dato importante por si nos lee alguna chica en edad de merecer.. y que sea limpia) pone un anuncio en un portal de ventas para vender su moto. Hasta ahi todo correcto. Ayer mismo recibe este mail
Hello seller, Am Mr robert marcelo by name. Am interested in your item in which you displace on a website for sale. Get back to me via my email if it is still available for sale. What is your last offer? (PRICE) If the picture is available you can send it to me as well. This is the telephone number where to reach me anytime....+447024074921 I look forward to read from you soonest. Best Regards
Como bien se aprecia, el pollo perdiz en cuestion, se dirige a nuestro amigo en ingles, por lo que a partir de ahora se le denominara : partridge chicken
Respuesta:
Hello Robert The vespa is available for sale. The price is 3000.-€. The photographs were took 3 months ago and the vespa is now as well as you can see it in them.If you live in spain we can negociate the transport to the city you live or you can retire it in Zaragoza. (transport would be at your charge because the price is not negotiable)If you are trully interested I could take more photographs and send them to you at this mail adress. greetings
Véase como nuestro amigo responde el mail en el mismo idioma que el partridge chicken, es un hombre de mundo, un de la quadra salcedo en potencia.
Thanks for the swift responseI am perfectly okay with it due to your description, I'm using thisopportunity to announce to you that i am just an agent in this sale.
I have contacted my client who is interested in buying and he has respondedvery positively and i have given him my own price for selling to Him.
He will be paying you with a certified bank cheque that will be credited intoyour account in 2-3 working days.He will be sending you a cheque that will be more than your asking price,i meanyour selling price to me.
Any amount above your asking price will be for the shipping cost and my owngain/commission as an agent in this sale and will be sent back to me
.As regards the pick up,as soon as you confirm to me that the cheque is clearedin your account,you will deduct your asking price which is your money and sendthe rest money back to me and i will inform my shipper to come to your locationfor the pick! up immediately.
If you are okay with this conditions i want you to fill in the followinginformation of sending you the cheque.
Full Name that will be written on the cheque:
Full Address where the cheque will be sent to:City:State:Zip Code:Country:Phone(Home,Mobile,Office):Last price:3000euroI am 100% assuring you that everything will be okay with the cheque because itrust my client so much and i will ensure that you receive payment at least in10 working days.
I also want you to know that any profit i make from this transaction is how useto earn a living.Delete the advert from where you placed it on internet cause my client is readyto pay and consider it sold to my client.I hope you are clear with all my explanations about the payment ???
Looking forward to read from you soonest.Best Regards,robert marcelo
Resumo el mail en español por si hay alguien de Burgos: Resulta que este hombre, el tal roberto marcelo, queria mandarle a nuestro querido amigo un cheque ( probablemente sin fondos) por un precio superior al convenido para la venta, y que éste le devolviera mediante un ingreso el dinero de mas que habia en el cheque, como concepto de intereses por hacer de intermediario.
Ultimo y no por eso menos importante mail de toda esta historia
hello darling
I don´t accept your payment way.
please do all your best trying to find algún pardillo que pique en tu puto timo
greetings robertito
A TIMAR A TU PUTA MADRE
Nótese la armonia de estas cinco frases y como ha resumido en tan pocas palabras un sentimiento tan arrebatador como es que intenten timarte.. y lo peor no es que intenten timarte, sino que intenten timarte en inglés, con lo que somos los españoles para los idiomas.. angelicos
y esto es asi(N)
