COMO ACABAR DE UNA VEZ POR TODAS CON LA PACIENCIA VOLUMEN 3

Los que leeis el blog asiduamente (un par de monos borrachos y Miguel Angel Rodriguez) os acordareis que intentaron timar un par de veces a mi querido y nunca bien ponderado Holmes, con el tema de un coche y creo recordar la venta de una moto.. bien.. pues aqui os presentamos la tercera parte de la trilogia ( y sera la ultima, lo juro sobre la prostata de Chelo Garcia Cortes)

Hace una semana que estoy buscando piso por Sevilla, y aunque os rime con maravilla, está siendo un infierno,preferiria estar en el fondo norte del Sanchez Pizjuan con la camiseta del Betis. Los pisos realmente asequibles son zulos (creo que los esta poniendo ETA a la venta despues de su disolucion) y los que son habitables piden una cantidad cercana a lo que te cuesta alquilar un chalet en la moraleja.

En esas estoy cuando veo un anuncio de un estudio con unas fotos bastante monas y un precio de rision, y como veo que es un timo como la copa de un pino y los que me conoceis sabeis que me pirra entrar al trapo, me decido a mandarle un mail..

Estoy interesada en el alquiler de su estudio blablabla, me gustaria concretar una cita para verlo blablabla

Respuesta:


Thank you for your interest in my apartment. I am a private person ... and I am the owner of the apartment. I will rent the apartment for a minimum 1-2 months period, and max UNLIMITED PERIOD-PERMANENTLY, we'll see what the future reserve us, you can take the flat for a long time...
The apartment is furnished, but I have the option of sending all my furniture into storage if you want to bring your own (no extra costs). The rent for 1 month is 390 Euro (for the whole apartment) including all utilities (water, electricity, Internet, cable, parking, air conditioning, fireplace, dishwasher, garbage disposal, microwave, refrigerator). Also, very important, the utilities (old/hot water, electricity, wireless Internet, digital TV, 2 parking spots in garage, air conditioning, dishwasher, garbage disposal, microwave, refrigerator, washing machine, etc.) are INCLUDED in the price of 390 EUR/month. The kaution is also EUR 390,00, and you get it back, when you decide to leave the apartment (you will have to give me at least 10 days notice). The rent for 1 month is 390 Euro, but you must to deposit 780euro/2months.
You can move in the apartment in the same day you sign the contract and you receive the keys. Even tomorrow, it depends on you.
I am sorry but I speak only english ... I hope that we can understand each other, and make a good transaction together.


Traduzco por si hay alguien de Burgos. El apartamento esta completo y dentro de los 390 euros entra TODO¡¡¡ , comunidad, luz, agua, internet.. creo que tambien te la chupa, pero eso no me lo confirmó del todo

Mi respuesta:


I want to see the apartment. Can I see it? Tell me day and hour, please. I'll take the money

thanks

Tita Cervera

Ahi estoy yo, clara y concisa, reservandome para la traca final

Vuelve a responder:


Good day,

Thank you for your reply but the matter is that I'm in Manchester already. Like I have inform you before, the price you shall pay for one month of rent will be 780 EURO , with no extra taxes to pay. The money, I want to revive it monthly to my bank account, so I hope it will be no problem for you to wire the money to my bank account. The apartment is ready for you, you will need only to receive the keys and the contract to check it, and see if you like it.
Obviously we need a way to complete this deal, that will allow us to make sure we receive what we are after. In order of that I have found a way for us to complete the deal safely and fast, and in this way you will receive the Keys in less than 2 days, if you move fast as well. The solution is provided by a company called MoneyBookers which is similar to FedEx, DHL or UPS, which will handle both payment and delivery of the Keys.
I have found a procedure that will allow you to pay for the rent of the apt only after you will receive the keys of it and through this way you will see it and decide if you will stay in the apt or not before I receive my payment. Please click on the link bellow to the MoneyBookers website to see how we can complete the deal safely and fast directly from the website of the
company where the procedure is explained: http://moneybookers.com/app/
Let me know if you are interested please because I really need to take care of this matter.

Cerasela Ramirez Monellos

La colega quiere que le mande por wester union o alguna web de timos de ese calibre, el dinero de la fianza y de un mes de alquiler y que ella me mandara las llaves despues

Cliffhanger:

Oh, what a pity¡¡¡ You are in Manchester and You think that I am in Babia..I am gonna give you the email of my butler because he is in Manchester right now (What a coincidence!!) and he can give you the money and you give him the keys . His name is Enrique Macias Pajas and his e-mail is veteatimaratuputamadre@gmail.com. We can do great business together. And I leave you now because my son is arriving with his motherfucking wife and the Queen of England comes to take tea at 5 and my house is a complete mess ¡¡¡

See you later aligator

Greetings

Tita Cervera



todavia no me ha contestado....

a peticion popular traduzco mi respuesta (se ve que hay muchos de burgos leyendo el blog)

Oh, que pena¡¡ tu estas en Manchester y crees que yo estoy en Babia. Te voy a dar el mail de mi mayordomo que esta en Manchester tambien (que coincidencia) y te puede dar el dinero y tu las llaves. Su nombre es Enrique Macías Pajas y su email es veteatimaratuputamadre@gmail.com. Vamos a hacer grandes negocios juntos¡¡. Y ahora te dejo que mi hijo esta llegando con la hija de puta de su mujer y la reina de Inglaterra viene a las cinco a tomar el te y mi casa es un desastre¡¡¡